Sponsors for MMA

[Easye1982]

In this game you have to give either a real or fake name with slogan for a sponsor either already in MMA, or one you think should be there. You can also include quotes from the commentators as well.

Example:

"PeeClean: The official urinalysis of the UFC."

*Joe Rogan: Now if you could talk us through the 'PeeClean' instant replay."

[rightcrosslefthook]

Gee Easy, it was very good of you to start this thread which I (rclh) had nothing to do with.

Mike Goldbeg: "It looks like Couture has taken Sylvia's back near the WeeAway® logo."

[rightcrosslefthook]

Rogan: "Ouch, it looks like Ortiz has gotten his toe caught in the octagon fence."

Goldberg: "Yeah looks like he's going to need Easye's Toe Mending Kit available at Costco and Walmart."

[Easye1982]

lol ^

TV Ad:

Hey Kids! Tired of being submitted like some punk?

YEAH!

Well then your in luck! Just released to the public, is Easye's armbar trainer. You simple slide on this simple device and then press the button on the wireless remote.

It Does ALL the Work!

In a few easy sessions you will be so used to the feeling of an armbar....you wont even know your in one!


WOW! But how does it work?

Well like I said all you do is silde it on, its so thin and light, you can even wear it under your clothes at work, school, even while doing your chores. Once on you press the go button on the remote, the longer you hold it down, the farther your arm will be extended. For a mild work out a few reps of quick short presses. Form the pro's let your friend use the remote, or maybe sit on it while you watch TV....its that EASY!

We will also include this handy DVD to show you what it looks like if your arm breaks.

[rightcrosslefthook]

lol ^

TV Ad:
Hey Kids! Tired of being submitted like some punk?
YEAH
Well then your in luck! Just released to the public, is Easye's armbar trainer. You simple slide on this simple device and then press the button on the wireless remote.
It Does ALL the Work!
In a few easy sessions you will be so used to the feeling of an armbar....you wont even know your in one!
WOW! But how does it work?
Well like I said all you do is silde it on, its so thin and light, you can even wear it under your clothes at work, school, even while doing your chores. Once on you press the go button on the remote, the longer you hold it down, the farther your arm will be extended. For a mild work out a few reps of quick short presses. Form the pro's let your friend use the remote, or maybe sit on it while you watch TV....its that EASY!
We will also include this handy DVD to show you what it looks like if your arm breaks.



^You really need a legal disclaimer. Don't worry, rclh has got you covered.

The makers of Easye's Incredible Armbar Trainer [Blammo Inc.] take no responsibility for any injuries incurred while using this or any other Blammo product. Easye can not be held responsible for any legal fees, court judgements, and or hospital bills. Any attempt to use this or any other Blammo product for any purpose other than its intended use may and probably will result in serious injury or death.

[Easye1982]

Thanks, I thought about adding one...but was too lazy lol.

[OMNIpotus]

How about a combination promotion, like current sponsor Toyo Tires working with future sponsor Hanes underwear?

"Toyo and Hanes: Helping you to lay skid marks for over 30 years."