Build a Story....

[brvheart]

The rules are simple ill start with a couple of words to start the story and everyone else will add on at Most 2 words to the story ... simple enough

Ok ill start

Once upon

[PDX->SEA]

a time ...

[brvheart]

there was...

[PDX->SEA]

cage fighting

[brvheart]

in brazil...

[PDX->SEA]

by the

[crownate]

hobnock tribe

[brvheart]

that was...

[PDX->SEA]

curiously made

[crownate]

hard elbows

[PDX->SEA]

given by...

[Easye1982]

the best

[PDX->SEA]

pygmy dancers

[brvheart]

in the...

[Python]

world today.

[Easye1982]

But then

[alahyousious]

A Pigmy Dancer named Thelegendrvb

[welsh_lad_04]

let out a massive burst of wind

[Freestyler]

that ripped through the forrest...

[Easye1982]

and knocked over all the....

[strife]

woodpeckers

[welsh_lad_04]

that were pecking on the heads of rappers

[brvheart]

Slight note her everyone.... ADD Only 2 words at most ;)

and found...

[welsh_lad_04]

sorry bout adding bout 20 words

a can

[brvheart]

that had...

[welsh_lad_04]

jam in it (sorry bout adding an extra word)

[Freestyler]

that was

[welsh_lad_04]

all hairy

[Boo]

and smelled

[Easye1982]

like the

[Freestyler]

Bigfoot that

[welsh_lad_04]

ate all

[alahyousious]

pygmy dancers

[welsh_lad_04]

that were

[The MMA Guys]

watching over

[welsh_lad_04]

elephant tails

[Easye1982]

But Bigfoot

[alahyousious]

was determined

[welsh_lad_04]

to fly

[alahyousious]

without wings

[Easye1982]

or arms

[welsh_lad_04]

over a

[Freestyler]

big hill

[welsh_lad_04]

of acorns

[Easye1982]

by the

[welsh_lad_04]

graveyard gates

[Python]

for a

[Easye1982]

Midnight dance.

[welsh_lad_04]

with a

[brvheart]

tall tree...

[welsh_lad_04]

in his

[Freestyler]

left hand

[Easye1982]

and a

[Python]

dog came

[Freestyler]

over to

[Hunter]

the man

[welsh_lad_04]

and sneezed

[Python]

blowing snot

[welsh_lad_04]

all over

[Python]

his leg.

[welsh_lad_04]

that was

[Python]

now saturated

[welsh_lad_04]

in smelly

[Freestyler]

green jelly

[Easye1982]

The man

[Python]

started to

[Freestyler]

cry loudly

[welsh_lad_04]

getting louder

[Freestyler]

than anything

[welsh_lad_04]

ever heard

[Freestyler]

in the

[Easye1982]

whole forest

[Freestyler]

except for

[Python]

the serpent

[Freestyler]

that slithered

[Easye1982]

right into

[welsh_lad_04]

easye`s underwear :D

[Easye1982]

but left

[Freestyler]

a trail

[welsh_lad_04]

of snot

[Freestyler]

as long

[welsh_lad_04]

as an

[Freestyler]

ape's arm.

[Easye1982]

Welsh_lad cleaned

[welsh_lad_04]

with easye`s

[Freestyler]

shirt sleeve

[Easye1982]

the snot

[Python]

welsh_lad_04 tasted :D

[Freestyler]

that Python

[Easye1982]

put in

[Freestyler]

a shoe

[Python]

and threw

[rightcrosslefthook]

to Boo

[Python]

hitting him

[Easye1982]

square in

[Python]

the nose

[rightcrosslefthook]

and then

[Python]

the blood

[rightcrosslefthook]

spewed forth

[Python]

all over

[rightcrosslefthook]

the one

[welsh_lad_04]

and only

[Easye1982]

welsh lad

[welsh_lad_04]

dodged out

[Easye1982]

but fell

[welsh_lad_04]

over a

[rightcrosslefthook]

pint of

[Easye1982]

liquid cheese

[welsh_lad_04]

from a

[Python]

can that

[Easye1982]

had spoiled

[welsh_lad_04]

blew up

[Python]

and now

[welsh_lad_04]

there is

[Python]

stinky cheese

[rightcrosslefthook]

all over ^

[Python]

:laugh: my leg

[Easye1982]

But RCLH

[Python]

tasted it

[Easye1982]

with welsh_lad

[rightcrosslefthook]

and :puke:

[Easye1982]

under a

[rightcrosslefthook]

bridge that was inhabited by strange

[Easye1982]

fairy toads


*snickers at your impatience of telling a story 2 words at a time...i feel the same way*

[rightcrosslefthook]

fairy toads

*snickers at your impatience of telling a story 2 words at a time...i feel the same way*

(I told two words at a time, I just multiplied it by three...tee...hee...hee)

who were

[Easye1982]

playing rummy

[rightcrosslefthook]

and drinking

[Easye1982]

liquid cheese
















:lolbeat:

[rightcrosslefthook]

through straws





[I just barfed]

[Easye1982]

and eating



(i hate liquid cheese, not sure why its on my mind tonight though)

[Python]

meal worms

[brvheart]

got up

[Dan0]

and vomited

[brvheart]

white peas

[Dan0]

and worms

[Python]

on the

[welsh_lad_04]

bedroom floor

[Python]

by the

[welsh_lad_04]

dirty clothes

[Python]

from last

[welsh_lad_04]

years new

[Python]

Years eve

[welsh_lad_04]

drunken night

[Python]

party at

[welsh_lad_04]

the gentlemans club

[Python]

next to

[welsh_lad_04]

record store

[Python]

that we

[welsh_lad_04]

bought before

[Python]

it burned

[welsh_lad_04]

a hole

[Python]

in the

[welsh_lad_04]

back door

[Dan0]

and mushroom

[welsh_lad_04]

exploded over

[Dan0]

the underground

[welsh_lad_04]

of a

[Dan0]

skyscraper

[welsh_lad_04]

connected to

[Dan0]

(ouch)
The monorail

[rightcrosslefthook]

that was

[Easye1982]

high above

[welsh_lad_04]

the airhead

[Easye1982]

britney spears

[welsh_lad_04]

who shaved

[Uber]

hair of her head?

[Python]

*2 words:D*

Then there

[welsh_lad_04]

was a

[Python]

little dude

[welsh_lad_04]

head banging

[rightcrosslefthook]

at a

[welsh_lad_04]

slayer concert

[rightcrosslefthook]

which exploded

[welsh_lad_04]

with jelly

[rightcrosslefthook]

and blood

[welsh_lad_04]

of a

[rightcrosslefthook]

wild goat

[welsh_lad_04]

tattoo set

[rightcrosslefthook]

^???^

[welsh_lad_04]

that engraved

[rightcrosslefthook]

on buttocks

[welsh_lad_04]

on a

[Python]

bench by

[welsh_lad_04]

the sea

[Uber]

that was only five feet deep

[Easye1982]

and full



@ Uber: The rules say 2 words max, try to keep it that way ;)

BTW: I know its hard... :)

[welsh_lad_04]

of ice-cream

[Uber]

that's melting.

[Easye1982]

So I

[rightcrosslefthook]

ate it

[Easye1982]

with a

[welsh_lad_04]

pork chop

[Easye1982]

and drank

[welsh_lad_04]

malt vinager (sp)

[Easye1982]

:puke:

With Welshy

[welsh_lad_04]

and easye

[Easye1982]

left when

[welsh_lad_04]

eating jellyfish

[Python]

killed them

[Easye1982]

and Python

[welsh_lad_04]

tickled somebodys

[Python]

foot and

[rightcrosslefthook]

they screamed

[Easye1982]

as RCLH

[rightcrosslefthook]

kicked "E"

[Easye1982]

a football

[rightcrosslefthook]

which hit

[Easye1982]

brvheart in

[rightcrosslefthook]

the crotch *sorry B it was too easy*

[Uber]

and he

[rightcrosslefthook]

cried like

[Easye1982]

A Man

[rightcrosslefthook]

then kicked

[Easye1982]

everyone offline

[welsh_lad_04]

for good

[Uber]

until they

[brvheart]

got up

[Uber]

and went

[Easye1982]

to donate

[Uber]

a camel

[brvheart]

for use

[Uber]

of a

[the boogeyman]

traveling monkey

[Uber]

that died

[brvheart]

but lied

[Easye1982]

about having

[duran]

said "hey

[welsh_lad_04]

to duran

[Uber]

I am

[welsh_lad_04]

very impressed

[Uber]

with your

[Python]

skills" but

[Uber]

you don't

[welsh_lad_04]

have any

[Python]

and that

[Uber]

shouldn't be

[Easye1982]

so obvious

[Uber]

but is

[welsh_lad_04]

crying all

[Python]

around town

[Uber]

bringing the

[welsh_lad_04]

about alien`s

[welsh_lad_04]

to work

[rightcrosslefthook]

for RCLH

[Easye1982]

personal business

[welsh_lad_04]

that he

[Easye1982]

started when

[welsh_lad_04]

he was

[Easye1982]

first born.


;) lol

[welsh_lad_04]

in a litter