fight finder needed

[johnmulins]

please add a place were amateur and pro mma can find a fight to fight in and any promotion or leage or competion can be found to fight in thanks bye

[jegray]

isn't there a fightfinder.com? now if you want grappling there's grappler's quest, naga, ohio open, yadda yadda yadda. As for full out brawls- I'll tell you what i told the others, please take notes cause this is good advise.
Choke random peopl4e on your street corner, note: you should pretend to be a male hooker to attract the real weirdos. Then when the cops come to thank you for ridding the city of its pervs you should try to choke them. If you can and you escape then you are ready for the UFC otherwise I would do lots of pushups in jail or prison (depending on your lawyer) and try it again when you get out.
OTHERWISE
you could try to find some local fight venues and go talk to the people in charge. Probably the safest. Note: if they don't require a physical or test for hiv and other stuff then you probably don't want to fight there. Note to the DM croud- that's why i don't fight a viex carrie. that place is already a cesspool of stds last thing I need to do is get sweaty with a guy with herpies.
Thats my opinion and I'm outta here!

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[OMNIpotus]

Ah yes, the classic "jegray says 'pretend' to be a mimbo" tactic. That one always works. The seemy underworld of the manwhore. The mangina. :thumb:

[jegray]

lol